Males at Baby Showers

Now I will admit I have been at a 1 Baby Shower. Needless to say it was not the place I wanted to be. If it had not been for it being my 1st niece I wouldn't have been there. To me this is strictly a female event. Men are totally outta place, uncomfortable and are only there because they are 'In Love' with their new BM. Babies are a blessing but being around females, booties, diapers, bibs, toys, small clothes that a grown woman aint wearin', cribs, nursery books, car seats and the like are not where a man needs to be. We are not thinkin bout colors, remote speakers, blankets or anything pertaining to 'baby'. All we are there for are food, desserts and drinks. We aint got time for games, talkin to women who are discussing what we gon dew. We wanna watch the game, play on the playstation, check our fantasy team, talk about Kim Kardashian's arse.

Sorry Baby, but we got the rest of your life to spend time with you aint no need to glorify this Anticipated Overrated Baby Inaugaration Address.

Baby Showers are sooo not necessary!