Kiss and MAKE UP sex!!!!

Do I have to GRAB the back of your neck to make you listen to me?

Temperatures are rising. Tongues are lashing. Emotions are at an all time high. Fury, coupled with passion get the best of you and the tone takes a drastic turn, for the better?

What IS it about make up sex that is so thrilling? The intensity? The comfort of knowing that your "sweetie" is STILL your "sweetie? The subtle combination of love and hate?

I dunno...but i'm READY to pick a fight!

LOL

The TRUTH about the Friend Zone

"I LOVE you, but I'm NOT IN love with you"

THEE dreaded words that ultimately confine you to dun, dun, dun THE FRIEND ZONE!

From the female perspective, I must say that the proverbial leap from the friend zone to relationship is a task that, most often, is NOT going to happen. In fact, I believe that the friend zone is NOT the percieved "relationship purgatory" that women market it as. Instead, its Hell - THE FIERY pits of it.

First off, if you've been put "in the friend zone" its safe to assume that you have made your interest known. By ACCEPTING your placement "on the bench" you have relinquished ALL power. You're a puppet. AND YOU WILL DANCE!

You get the calls in time of need. You do the dirty work. You partake in all of the things that "relationship guy" isn't going to touch. He's never going to touch it either, not as long as you are hanging in the shadows. THAT female knows the power that she has over you and she is going to use it to her advantage, albeit sometime its not intentional. YOU are her "friend". You care for her. You will be there. THAT'S what friends are for!

Now? We see TFZ romanticized often; however, I am here to tell you. Lurking in the friend zone for the perfect opportunity to sweep ya gal pal off her feet is not romantic - its predatory and definitely playing with fire! The fact is, the moment you hop off that bench, become the shoulder to cry on, and jump into a physical relationship (under false pretenses) you are no longer "the friend" you are "the rebound man" - which is an entirely different story.

I could go on & on about TFZ...

Let's get it crackin! What are your thoughts?

You Got KNOCKED the FUUUUUUG OUT!

Boy, am I glad I didn’t pay for THAT SHAT?

I’m grateful that someone else did, though. It was AMAZING. 2 minutes and 58 seconds of pure AZZ whooping! I really thought Hatton was DEAD!

As I sat on the couch, minorly buzzed, I began to think of all the things that I had done that night that lasted LONGER than Hatton’s ass!

It took longer than 3 minutes for me to:

Get dressed to go TO the fight party

GET to the fight party

POUR my drink at the fight party

DRINK my drink at the fight party

Update my Facebook status approxiomately 332 times

Take my SHOES off at the fight party. SIDEBAR: Why black folks always want you take your shoes off in their house? But the carpet ain’t even clean? Please take your CARPET off!

What’s YOUR take? NOT on the carpet? LOL