Wanted: Write your Classified

Carmen Cosmo is ISO:

A 5 bedroom home that cleans itself. Must perform electroshock therapy on smart mouth children for THINKIN about doing wrong.

Home should self stock itself with steaks, batteries, and champagne. Should also have self camoflauge abilities to dodge ALL bills and unwanted guests (particularly bill collectors).

Willing to pay up to 7mil...after self camo abilities are proven!

CarmenCosmo lists herself:

Are you in the market for a modern day Stepford wife? This 2010 model: cooks, cleans, nurses, brings home the bacon AND satisfies!

I take GREAT pride in making my man happy, to the fullest! Wanna watch the game? No problem! Wanna hang out with the fellas? NO problem! Matter of fact...invite the fellas over! I LOVE to cater to my man AND his friends.

Call me your homie lover friend!

Interested individuals are free to inquire within.

*Must mention, said model has a HEAVY alcohol intake and is liable to say ANYTHING when inebriated. Previous info should not be perceived as factual!


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