Thin A$$ Paper

We all have been to a restroom where we immediately, without thought, go to grab that Thin A$$ Paper to put on the toilet. Little do we know that Thin A$$ Paper is just a mind game to convince you that you are 'Protected' from the previous person's germy A$$. This Thin A$$ Paper can't stop a cold let alone a booger. We need to invest in some Lysol-enhanced Thin A$$ Paper. There is definitely some money that I'm missing out on when it comes to Thin A$$ Paper. All I need to do is put on the outside of the box of 150 count statin' that 'Your A$$ Is Covered with Nature-Scented aroma mixed with the 99.9% protection of Lysol'. Sides, I don't know anybody that has gotten a disease, STD, from a toilet seat. Here it is, that Thin A$$ Paper aint nothing but a mind game to convince you that you are protected from the previous person's A$$. Bring's new meaning to the phrase "I guess you A$$ed out"