My Signs are CLEAR, FELLAS!!!!

Ladies, we've all been there. It seems inevitable that at some point in our day that we're going to be bombarded with dumb a$$ed questions from a male that doesn't know how to read the signs! The funny part is 75% of the time WE are going to be written off as being a "bytch", "stuck up", or some other nonsense just because some sap can't accept the fact that we didn't leave the house because we wanted to talk to his "no rap" ass!

READ THE DAMN SIGNS

We're not ignoring you because we don't see you! We saw you (sometimes before you even saw us) and you just LOOK like you have some dumb shyt to say!

What do we do?

1. We walk quickly. This is in hopes that you will see our sense of urgency. We have somewhere to be. No time to chitty chat. Thanks for yellin some odd compliment! Alright...now keep it movin!

2. We fiddle with our phones NOT because we want to put your number in it. It is so that you see our attention is elsewhere: texting, emailing, about to place a call.

3. Wearing earphones. Nicca BEAT IT! I see your lips movin just like u see me jammin to the ipod. I will take it off ONCE to hear what you're yappin about. If I place it back on quickly...please don't say anything else. Its just rude.

4.I aint smilin for a reason - to appear less friendly! You shouldve seen me 5 minutes ago. I was living and loving life but then I saw your ass! I want to look as unapproachable as possible.

5. Pretending to be sleep. LOL, this only works on Metro.

But some of you just don't get it! You speedball straight pass all the signs and ask DUMBASS questions like:

Why you look so mean?

I was clearly hoping not to have this discussion with you!

Can I go with you?

What kinda madness is this? Firstly, if you have no other place to be WHY ON EARTH do I want you coming with me? And why are you just standing around hollering at women?

Can I talk to you for a minute?

I'm walking 75mph AND listening to my ipod...WTH do you think?

Are you calling me?

I hate this line! No I am not nor will I be any time in the future.

Where your man at?

You stopped me, had me take off my ear phones...and THIS...THIS is what you want to ask me? KIM

I mean, really? What ever happened to gentlemen? Does anyone know how to effectively communicate their interest anymore?

Extend your hand. Introduce yourself. Give an appropriate compliment (NOT DAMN you phat) but more important

PAY ATTENTION TO THE SIGNS!!!!

Sheesh

~CSD