Vintriloquity

Don't you wish you had a Dummy to talk to all the Dummies you come in contact with. Just think, whenever somebody come at you with a stupid question, observation or look the Dummy automatically says what's on YOUR mind.

Here some phrases the Dummy would use in Response:
"Don't you see HE workin'?"
"Now's not a good time"
"Didn't He give that answer already?"
"Are you sure you wanna do that?"
"Can't you see HE eatin'? He don't come at you desk askin you questions during lunch do HE?"
"You might want to do some'n bout that 'friend' you got hangin in ya nose!"
"You know what, HE didn't speak to you earlier. Let's keep it that way. BYE!!!"
"NO!!! HE already said he got plans for lunch!!!"
"If HIS music too loud, maybe you aint focused enough on ya work"
"Sho Wuz!!! That's what you heard!!! HE said NIGGA!!! WHAT?!??!?!"