We’ve all seen it. The resident FB body who often has NO picture or just one picture on their profile. There are no wall posts or status updates and the info section generally says “ask me”.
He/she is a FB Mack.
This individual NEVER comments on your status; instead, they send responses directly to your inbox or “chats you up”. The message titles are usually “Hi”, “Hey”, or “What’s up”. Messages are generally short and possibly filled with unnecessary slang. “What’s wrong, Ma”? “If I were your man, Hun”! “Can I get to know you sweetie”?
The FB mack never wants to be tagged in photos. It’s proof of where he’s been and who he knows.
The FB mack “friend surfs”. He/she has often found you on another person’s page and is known to lurk comments that you post elsewhere.
The FB mack quite often is listed as “In a relationship” and sometimes has a link to said significant other.
The FB mack is ALWAYS communicate via FB Mobile…cuz he/she is always on the go.
These are just a FEW of MY telltale signs…have you seen this Mack?
He/she is a FB Mack.
This individual NEVER comments on your status; instead, they send responses directly to your inbox or “chats you up”. The message titles are usually “Hi”, “Hey”, or “What’s up”. Messages are generally short and possibly filled with unnecessary slang. “What’s wrong, Ma”? “If I were your man, Hun”! “Can I get to know you sweetie”?
The FB mack never wants to be tagged in photos. It’s proof of where he’s been and who he knows.
The FB mack “friend surfs”. He/she has often found you on another person’s page and is known to lurk comments that you post elsewhere.
The FB mack quite often is listed as “In a relationship” and sometimes has a link to said significant other.
The FB mack is ALWAYS communicate via FB Mobile…cuz he/she is always on the go.
These are just a FEW of MY telltale signs…have you seen this Mack?
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Takes notes as if to become a FB Mack
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