Reality TV has been suggested to me a MULTITUDE of times; however, never quite as OFFENSIVE as what I'm about to tell ya.
I was having, what seemed to be, a perfectly normal conversation with my current love interest. Real Chance at Love was on my television. (It wasn’t doing a very good job of keeping my attention, I might add). That’s when he said it! “Why don’t you go on one of those”?
WTF?????????
Did I miss something?
So I investigate further by asking “WHY on EARTH would I need to do that”? He responds, “To get your blog going”?
Are we serious? Really? Now I know that Patent and I are the only folks that comment on our blog BUT we’ve only given the address to one person.
THESE are all things that I’d rather do than EXPLOIT myself and family because I want attention:
NOT blog while at work
Pay my taxes
Eat with Anthony Bourdain
Go on tour with Souljah Boy
BUY a Souljah Boy albumDATE Souljah Boy
Vote Republican
Count my eyelashes
Pay child support
Pay spousal support
Take out the trash
Bathe in the trash
Loan my vagina to Pam Anderson (she gets it in)
Diet with Nicole Ritchie
NOT blog at work
DO SOME WORK
Clip my grandma’s toenails (she asks)
Befriend Danny Bonaduce
Give up my Blackberry
Keep up with the Jackson’s noses
Keep up with Lil Kim’s noses
Do Jim Jones’ laundry
Piss off Kanye
Ponder life w/ Lil Wayne
Be Bobby Brown
…and that’s just off the top of my head!
UGH!
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Hand Me a Clock?
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ok ummm...what in the HALE was he thinking?! i prolly woulda knocked him upside his damn head coming @ me w/ some ish like that.
things I'd rather do than exploit myself on them craptastic ass shows:
answer the phone after my EX friend's BF done beat her ass (well, maybe - i'd really rather NOT do it)
have a heart ta heart w/ my bitch azz boss
kiss lil john in the mouf (YUCK)
walk on a bed of nails
throw rocks at my cousin's window all night (seriously, i'd rather do that anyway)
tell ppl who owed me money that they can keep it (HA!)
clip MY granmama's toe nails (whew girl LMAO)
sit in a NYC DMV (ri-damn-diculous lines)
NAW ON MY OWN DAMN FLESH!!!
LOL and what's up w/ the stripper pole pic........been over reading NB site?! LMAO that girl is a trip!
LMAO!
No she has this pic over there?
Cuz that what all those biatches are...SKRIPPAS in waiting
LOL no, not the pic...she just had this topic the other day because of an interview that Eva & Lance had did.
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