Kiss and MAKE UP sex!!!!

Do I have to GRAB the back of your neck to make you listen to me?

Temperatures are rising. Tongues are lashing. Emotions are at an all time high. Fury, coupled with passion get the best of you and the tone takes a drastic turn, for the better?

What IS it about make up sex that is so thrilling? The intensity? The comfort of knowing that your "sweetie" is STILL your "sweetie? The subtle combination of love and hate?

I dunno...but i'm READY to pick a fight!

LOL

The TRUTH about the Friend Zone

"I LOVE you, but I'm NOT IN love with you"

THEE dreaded words that ultimately confine you to dun, dun, dun THE FRIEND ZONE!

From the female perspective, I must say that the proverbial leap from the friend zone to relationship is a task that, most often, is NOT going to happen. In fact, I believe that the friend zone is NOT the percieved "relationship purgatory" that women market it as. Instead, its Hell - THE FIERY pits of it.

First off, if you've been put "in the friend zone" its safe to assume that you have made your interest known. By ACCEPTING your placement "on the bench" you have relinquished ALL power. You're a puppet. AND YOU WILL DANCE!

You get the calls in time of need. You do the dirty work. You partake in all of the things that "relationship guy" isn't going to touch. He's never going to touch it either, not as long as you are hanging in the shadows. THAT female knows the power that she has over you and she is going to use it to her advantage, albeit sometime its not intentional. YOU are her "friend". You care for her. You will be there. THAT'S what friends are for!

Now? We see TFZ romanticized often; however, I am here to tell you. Lurking in the friend zone for the perfect opportunity to sweep ya gal pal off her feet is not romantic - its predatory and definitely playing with fire! The fact is, the moment you hop off that bench, become the shoulder to cry on, and jump into a physical relationship (under false pretenses) you are no longer "the friend" you are "the rebound man" - which is an entirely different story.

I could go on & on about TFZ...

Let's get it crackin! What are your thoughts?

You Got KNOCKED the FUUUUUUG OUT!

Boy, am I glad I didn’t pay for THAT SHAT?

I’m grateful that someone else did, though. It was AMAZING. 2 minutes and 58 seconds of pure AZZ whooping! I really thought Hatton was DEAD!

As I sat on the couch, minorly buzzed, I began to think of all the things that I had done that night that lasted LONGER than Hatton’s ass!

It took longer than 3 minutes for me to:

Get dressed to go TO the fight party

GET to the fight party

POUR my drink at the fight party

DRINK my drink at the fight party

Update my Facebook status approxiomately 332 times

Take my SHOES off at the fight party. SIDEBAR: Why black folks always want you take your shoes off in their house? But the carpet ain’t even clean? Please take your CARPET off!

What’s YOUR take? NOT on the carpet? LOL

Wanted: Write your Classified

Carmen Cosmo is ISO:

A 5 bedroom home that cleans itself. Must perform electroshock therapy on smart mouth children for THINKIN about doing wrong.

Home should self stock itself with steaks, batteries, and champagne. Should also have self camoflauge abilities to dodge ALL bills and unwanted guests (particularly bill collectors).

Willing to pay up to 7mil...after self camo abilities are proven!

CarmenCosmo lists herself:

Are you in the market for a modern day Stepford wife? This 2010 model: cooks, cleans, nurses, brings home the bacon AND satisfies!

I take GREAT pride in making my man happy, to the fullest! Wanna watch the game? No problem! Wanna hang out with the fellas? NO problem! Matter of fact...invite the fellas over! I LOVE to cater to my man AND his friends.

Call me your homie lover friend!

Interested individuals are free to inquire within.

*Must mention, said model has a HEAVY alcohol intake and is liable to say ANYTHING when inebriated. Previous info should not be perceived as factual!


LLS

Promise me you won't get mad.

Aint this some sh!t? Here it is, you know the information you about to get is gonna make you mad. Whenever those words come out it instantly makes your being unsettled and upset. Regardless of if you promise or not, you gonna get mad. How can you expect a person not to get mad? It's obvious that the person knows you well enough to know what ticks you off. This to me is the 'Ultimate Cop Out!'

And why is it that the person has convinced themselves that you 'shouldn't really be mad' cuz they bein' honest?

What's your take?

Vintriloquity

Don't you wish you had a Dummy to talk to all the Dummies you come in contact with. Just think, whenever somebody come at you with a stupid question, observation or look the Dummy automatically says what's on YOUR mind.

Here some phrases the Dummy would use in Response:
"Don't you see HE workin'?"
"Now's not a good time"
"Didn't He give that answer already?"
"Are you sure you wanna do that?"
"Can't you see HE eatin'? He don't come at you desk askin you questions during lunch do HE?"
"You might want to do some'n bout that 'friend' you got hangin in ya nose!"
"You know what, HE didn't speak to you earlier. Let's keep it that way. BYE!!!"
"NO!!! HE already said he got plans for lunch!!!"
"If HIS music too loud, maybe you aint focused enough on ya work"
"Sho Wuz!!! That's what you heard!!! HE said NIGGA!!! WHAT?!??!?!"

Together-Breakup!!!

You have invested a lot of time and energy with him/her and after yaw have agreed to move in together, yaw get married. But after a while with life's experiences together things start to go sour to the point that you both agree that you'd rather just divorce/separate. Here in lies the problems:

You got kid/s
You bout a house that requires 2 incomes
The sex is good enough to stay
It's complicated to where you Hate to Love them, but you also Love to Hate them.
Everything is questioned in regards to opinions
You both agree to not let the child/ren see you argue
You sleep together to keep the 'Family' concept in perception of the child/ren
Bills are too much for just one person
You don't talk about it to other people/family cuz you know their opinions mean a lot to you.

Simply put its complicated!!!

We've all seen/heard where people been married for 18+ years and then get a divorce.

What makes a person sacrifice so much time and themselves to deny what could be a better life with someone?

Are the kids mindset, friends/family opinions that strong that we let that dictate our lives?